Facts about Chuck Norris


Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

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3 gânduri despre „Facts about Chuck Norris

  1. Ghenios

    eram sigur ca o sa pui asta pe blog…devi previzibil

    There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

    If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he’d win. Period.

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